You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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