even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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