problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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