i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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