But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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