But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
its not stalking. its research.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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