can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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