Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
