I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
