Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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