it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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