Where is the hickey?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
