anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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