Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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