win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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