i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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