the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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