Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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