I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
well you can't waste a boner
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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