Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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