I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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