yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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