ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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