Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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