doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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