Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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