Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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