I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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