I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
