I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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