so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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