Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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