belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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