I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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