do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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