...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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