office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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