I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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