They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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