just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
