...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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