therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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