It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
be right there i have to get my cape
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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