she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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