Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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