Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Panties = found
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
