You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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