Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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