Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Can I color on your dick again?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
