I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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