He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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