i think my mom watched the whole time
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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