just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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