No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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